I have demons in me.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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