Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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