very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
cat food counts as protein by the way
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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