Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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