I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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