I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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