Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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