How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
one might say we're banned from that church
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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