Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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