Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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