I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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