Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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