We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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