I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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