OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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