need another drink. this is the easiest way
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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