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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
cat food counts as protein by the way
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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