Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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