you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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