Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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