Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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