he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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