Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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