is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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