I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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