ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Boobs are out for the taking
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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