Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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