He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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