You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You're a waste of cheezeits
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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