No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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