I think i sorta joined a cult last night
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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