12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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