what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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