that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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