He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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