dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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