worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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