Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Shame - the story of my life.
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