But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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