HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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