Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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