she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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