I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
you will always have a special place in my vag
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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