Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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