Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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