He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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