READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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