So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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