So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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