It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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