Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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