Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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