it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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