I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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