I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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