A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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