Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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Do I have a choice?
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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