im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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